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Choosing between the Crows and the Power?

IMG_1389Aspiring Barossa/Gawler rookie recruit Wayne Elson, has purchased merchandise of both SA premier teams, so as to give himself an each way opportunity to play at the AFL elite level in 2015.  Faced with choosing between Crows and The Power… “Just show me the money” he said.

Seen here wearing both of the team’s T shirts, his family and friends are worried about his motives and that his fitness might not be what it was when he was playing club footy. IMG_1385

“I’m not giving to the selectors a bottle of 1959 Grange or anything like that” he said. “But I would be prepared to lobby with a bottle of Roenfeldt Hill Gold Medal ZSGM as an incentive” said the Barossa vigneron and host of Be consumed. tours.